I was reading a medical article the other day when I stumbled upon the term ‘Metallosis‘ (=> the putative medical condition involving deposition and build-up of metal debris in the soft tissues of the body), so I thought it would be fun to compare Medical Metallosis to Metallosis which I define as the symptoms of being a Metalhead post-Moshpit.
Here are the symptoms of the Medical Metallosis from Wikipedia, I underlined the similarities with a Metalhead post-moshpit!
- 1- Confusion وأير وين ختفى بوطي؟
- 2- Feelings of malaise !مان كتير عجقة رح إختنق بدي اوكسيجين
- 3- Gastrointestinal problems
- 4- Emotional disturbance …هيداك قرطني دفشي طيرني، لا ني* عرضو هلأ بتشوف
- 5- Recurring infections
- 6- Dizziness والله مش قاشع قدامي
- 7- Headaches O.o بطل عندي راس عالهيدبانج
- 8- Problems in the nervous system (feelings of burning, tingling, or numbness of the extremities)
- 9- Cobalt poisoning (skin rashes, cardiomyopathy, problems with hearing, sight or cognition, tremors, and hypothyroidism) – مش سامع غير ززززززززززززززز
- Final test results
Similarities: 6 / 9 (66.6%)
Conclusion: Moshpits have a high chance of causing Metallosis.
